[YY] “Hey, did you guys hear that the U.S. Department of Justice finally selected a claims administrator for reimbursing our Full Tilt Poker balances?” Yuri the Young Gun asked excitedly.
[FF] “Awesome. I can get my $2.14 back at last!” Figaro the Fish quipped sarcastically.
[LL] “I had most of my poker bankroll on there, so for months I regretted not withdrawing my money after the poker legislation failed the December before Black Friday. All the signs were there, but I was having too much fun to stop playing”, Leroy the Lion added more seriously.
[YY] “The process hasn’t started yet, but for future reference you can bookmark http://www.fulltiltpokerclaims.com/index.php, which currently says little more than, ‘The Garden City Group, Inc. has been retained to serve as the Claims Administrator of the funds forfeited in U.S. v. PokerStars, et al.’”
[YY] “There’s a link near the bottom to sign up for an email notification when more information is available. You can also call the toll-free number 866-250-2640 from Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. EDT, for more information.”
[SS] “You can remember the phone number as ‘tomb l0an h0′”, interjected Stan the Stat.
[LL] “Indeed. I hope they pay us some interest on the loans we unintentionally gave them!”
[TT] “Sure thing! And you also believe in the Easter Bunny, / The Tooth Fairy, the Great Pumpkin, and Santa Claus / That trees grow with branches of gold and leaves of money / And luck comes from four-leaf clovers and dead rabbits’ paws”, Tyrone the Telephone insinuated.